When I finished reading I said to myself, “No fucking way!” Clever… very clever. You win this time.
Who waves to a selfie Angelia Jolie
where the fuck is you, romeo
Fuck you, the original line in Romeo and Juliet is “Wherefore art thou”. And maybe if you stopped being an assumption-making bag of fucking asshole, you’d know that wherefore does NOT FUCKING MEAN “WHERE”, WHEREFORE MEANS “WHY”.
SHE’S ASKING WHY HIS NAME IS ROMEO. FUCK ALL OF YOU. FUCK ALL OF YOU HARD UP THE TOENAIL. I TAKE MY SHAKESPEARE SERIOUSLY AS TITS.
why the fuck is you romeo
Is summer still a thing ? Does warm weather still exist? Will it ever come back?
I don’t think someone’s blog has to have one main focus. It doesn’t have to be a straight up ____ blog.
It could be an everything blog or a blog about things that you find funny.
LOOK AT THIS LITTLE DOGGY
sometimes i watch youtube videos and halfway through i’m like you know what i don’t care and then i close it
Answering a question your teacher thinks you don’t know the answer to
This guy wears yoga pants and hides his face, then confronts guys who look at his butt.
HOW CAN WE BE HAPPY ?
Once a group of 50 people was attending a seminar.
Suddenly the speaker stopped and decided to do a group activity. He started giving each one a balloon. Each one was asked to write his/her name on it using a marker pen. Then all the balloons were collected and put in another room.
Now these delegates were let in that room and asked to find the balloon which had their name written, within 5 minutes. Everyone was frantically searching for their name, colliding with each other, pushing around others and there was utter chaos.
At the end of 5 minutes no one could find their own balloon.
Now each one was asked to randomly collect a balloon and give it to the person whose name was written on it.
Within minutes everyone had their own balloon.
The speaker began— exactly this is happening in our lives. Everyone is frantically looking for happiness all around, not knowing where it is.
Our happiness lies in the happiness of other people. Give them their happiness; you will get your own happiness.
And this is the purpose of human life.
She knows whats up.